Dec 112010

Myself, I’ve always been a Spirals man. My deep-rooted prejudice against the tube noodle variety goes all the way back to childhood. Mom always bought the Spirals, which complimented nicely the Encore Salisbury Steak dinners she used to buy. Now, I’ve had the tube noodles. Indeed, the generic brands you find alongside the Kraft blue boxes almost exclusively offer the tube noodles with no other option – and I’ve had those, too, or at least a few forkfuls. But the Spiral variety of the Kraft…of the…Kraft…

oh my… >horrific gurgling sound<

>It is at this point that the author has slumped over in his chair. Temporarily blinded and unable to form words, your author has succumbed to the instant dehydration that sometimes accompanies a rapacious infusion of powdered salt-cheese. When he revives, he may be inclined to inform you all just how much he enjoyed his dinner of spiraled Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.<

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